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Friday, March 21, 2008

Adult swingers

We are not very experienced swingers. This true story is about our second trip to a swing club. Friends had taken us for our first visit to a swing club. That couple we knew initially as friends, then as nudists, and finally as swingers. Since we did not like the first club, a rather seedy place, my wife and I decided to try another one where we live, South Florida. It was hard deciding between two area clubs. They both had good Web sites and good reviews from the people we chatted with online. We finally decided on one because it is only a 20-minute drive compared to an estimated 45-minute drive to the other.

When we arrived at the club, the building looked like it had originally been a small factory or warehouse. Walking in, Katy said she might not be ready to have sex while people she does not know watch. Upon entering, we noticed most of the tables around the dance floor were occupied. At that point we did not know if there were any couples upstairs playing. Since we had not had dinner, and they had a buffet, we ate there. There was almost no dancing until nearly 11:00, just couples sitting around listening to the music (which was a good mix and not too loud) and having drinks. There was almost no intermingling between couples, giving us the impression many were like us, first timers to the recently opened club.

It was a very well behaved crowd with most being very attractive. I don't remember seeing anybody smoke, and there were no loud and obnoxious people there at all. That includes no Guido's, though I expected at least a few. Everybody was well dressed in nice casual wear, except one muscle couple that came wearing matching white tiger-stripe muscle tops. It was fun to watch them. The crowd was much younger than we expected, with many very early 30's couples. Since I tend to view the women more than the men, I was impressed with the large number of very attractive women. With the exception of the muscle couple, if you saw any of the others out-and-about, you would never guess they go to a swingers club. Katy commented that the two tall, young, slim women (one white, the other darker) that walked past us might have been models.